beware the tide pods of starch

Errrrk! Whoa. Hold up. You like your steak rare? As in, pink or 'bloody'? Wow. That is unheard of. NOBODY likes rare steak. You must be the only person bold enough to admit it because I have never seen anyone on the internet ever trying to equate this with them being a masculine meat connoisseur.

The Cecropia moth is born without a mouth. It cannot eat. It emerges only to mate and die. Nature gave it magnificent wings and ten days of starvation. It is the universe's most honest creature. It lives without pretense.